daeneryus:

shutupaubrey:

princesschloepea:

life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.

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#OH MY GOD OH GMY GOD OH MY GOD NO N ONO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO #HOLY SHIT #I HAVE BEEN APPLYING TO JOBS AS ANAL DESTROYER

(Source: princessblogonoke, via what-ideserve)

Crazy dream this morning, intense

cakejam:

when u want something but the price just too much

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(Source: cakejam, via verse-uni)

No longer living in az

Being jumped by three black girls was nothing

senorhoudinii:

when you realize you caught real feelings for the wrong person.

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(via vintageabsence)